5.21.12
Okay, okay – I get that I
run at night and that is somewhat stupid.
However - I run in reflective clothing, with a light, on the correct
side of the road AND I pay attention to my surroundings. To you the jacka#$ in the ugly red scion with
stupid stupid wheels…that big red thing with 8 sides – that is a stop sign. That reflective area in front of it with all
the fancy white lines…that is a crosswalk – you totally just broke all sorts of
traffic laws. Giving me the stink eye as
you come close to breaking my legs is a good way to get a rock through your
stupid ugly windshield. Just saying.
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| 5.21.12 |
On another note, here’s to
you old lady in the sweet ass Jaguar. I
appreciate you noticing me approaching the crosswalk (though I’m surprised you
were able to see over your dashboard) and I thank you for allowing me to keep
moving. You and your blue hair get an A+
in my book.
On yet another note – maybe if
I had actually done laundry tonight (like I was supposed to) I would have
matching socks and the Gods would watch out for me while on the road. That is all.
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